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Heavy Seals - Jazz Bust CD

  • Heavy Seals - Jazz Bust CD



Xeaxx Xeaxx (pronounced "Heavy Seals") is a group consisting of: Brace Paine (The Gossip / Die Monitr Batss) + John Wiese (Sissy Spacek).

Xeaxx Xeaxx play music like Magic Johnson plays Basketball (very rarely & coughing & sweating alot while doing so). John Wiese plays dolley, forks, shampoo bottle, shower, comb & Brace Paine plays the guitar, the lips, hair straightener, blowdryer, glass of milk & one nacho cheese dorito.

Xeaxx Xeaxx is NOT musique concrete! They are the musical equivalent of cum covered sheets. Xeaxx Xeaxx are NOT experimental noise they are sexy temperamental boys. Xeaxx Xeaxx are NOT punk avante-garde men of the night they are the funk version of vanna whites hard boyfriend, who is also a knight.

The Xeaxx Xeaxx have found great influence in womens haircuts, Yoko Onos fingertips, Brace Paines fathers ability to fix a car & kill two deers in one day, John Wieses' video collection & John Wieses' girlfriend ("I hope they are very happy together and maybe one day they will get married. I have never met her but i'm sure she is a delightful girl & if she makes John happy then that is good enough for me. Congratulations John! Can i be the best man? I promise i wont lose the ring, but if i do i will buy a new one i swear! As long as it isnt more than $4,000!! JUST KIDDING MAN I LOVE YOU, SERIOUSLY!!!" -Brace Paine).

Xeaxx Xeaxx will be playing in a bathroom near you. Feel free to call us if you want us to talk about anything (i love to talk about John Wiese) at: 503. 753. 1843, ask for Brace Paine.

"Jazz Bust is an explosion of sexual and mechanised realisations that is boiling over with mad ideas." - Edwin Pouncey, Wire

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